W.I.F.E~~~~~

There were four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'

'The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet.

'The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know... ''Rich, Urban, Biker. '

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know... 'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?'' She replies: 'I'm a W.I.F.E, you know...

W.I.F.E
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etc.